You Make the Call

My New Direction In Life

I have decided to sink all my money into a new career as a rapper.

From now on, I will be known as "Tone Def".

A Joke by CheezWeezil

A Rabbai took a much needed trip to the Hawaiian Islands. As he stepped off of the plane, he was greeted by beautiful island women who placed a lei around his neck. They began to dance and sing.

"Alo.... ha... hui"

The Rabbai held up both hands and said, "Aloha? Oy! Don't get me started!"



Copyright © 2006 CheezWeezil Dumb Jokes Unlimited

Compassion for the fallen

The other day Donald Rumsfeld briefed President George W. Bush on recent casualty figures in the Iraqi conflict.

"Mr. President, I'm sorry to announce that three Brazilian soldiers have fallen in battle."

President Bush hung his head, and wiped a tear from his eye.

"Donald," he said, "How many men are in a brazillion?"