Star Wars - The Bear's Perspective

The other night we were watching Star Wars and then The Empire Strikes Back on cable. At one point, R2D2 was excited because Luke and Han Solo returned. R2D2 was hopping so that he shifted quickly from one side to the other. The Bear's take?

"Look! R2D2 has to go potty!"

Long Long Ago, on a Freeway Far Far Away...

The Bug became quite a little Star Wars fan when they released the reworked versions of the trilogy in theaters.

He especially liked Darth Vader, and loved to watch him fight with the "Life Savers" (Light Sabers).

One day as we were passing the state prison, he piped up and said, "That's were the bad guys live".

I explained that the policemen catch bad guys and put them in prison so they cant hurt us.

The Bug replied, "They're Darth Vaders, huh!"