Is It Psoriasis Or Jock Itch?

This falls under the category of "HONEY! What the crap???!??!?!?"

This morning I could hear DramaMama and the Bear whispering something about the Bear wearing a hat in to show me.

"That's not a hat," the Bear said.

"Just wear it in there, it will be funny."

I prepared myself to do the obligatory "isn't that hilarious" parent laugh, when in traipsed the Bear... wearing an athletic supporter on his head!