Dastardly Deeds!
Just when you thought it was safe to do dishes again!
This morning as I was innocently cleaning up after a nutritious breakfast of Cheerios and Frosted Mini Weeds (as the Bear calls them), I fell victim to a vile perpetration!
I gathered the various bowls from locations throughout the house. (Mommy had breakfast in bed).
I moved dutifully into the kitchen...
I returned the cereal boxes to their proper homes...
I approached the sink with intention to rinse all remaining cereal bits and milk goo down the drain...
I reach for the handle to turn on the faucet...
I lift it, and hear the sound of water...
Odd... No water is coming out of the tap!
"Arooo?" I say out loud.
I suddenly become aware of pressure and dampness in my stomach region.
"WHOA!" is shouted to none listening.
I slam the handle back down and survey the situation...
Using my sharp skills as detective, I quickly find the solution to the mystery...
Our 15 year-old, formerly known as Vegan Boy, (now to be known as DogHouse Boy) had a friend over last night and out of the kindness of our hearts we ordered them pizza. How do they repay me?
By taping the handle of the sprayer down!
Labels: Cheez, Dreadlock Whitey, Drummer Boy, Mischief
posted by CheezWeezil at 10:52 AM
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HOLY CRAP!
As I leaned over the wall of our staircase to tell Mr. DogHouse to go read my blog... HE WAS DOING IT AGAIN!
All I can say is... When you least expect it...
BAM!
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That is pretty funny. If he has a game box that uses cartridges you can repay him by putting tape on the card edges...
heh heh -- eagerly waiting for the revenge story
I too look forward to hearing the revenge story. In the mean time I'm going to go how much trouble that stunt can get me into.
I gotta make it a good one to make its mark in the blogdom hall of fame
*snicker* That is very clever:)
HEH HEH HEH.... I think I love Vegan Doghouse Boy.
Tell Drama she's taught him well. Turned him over to our side in good measure. :snort:
LOL!!
I DID THAT TO MY MOTHER!!! I was infinitely proud of myself, too. Except I used a ponytail band instead of tape.
Funny, my mom doesn't have one of those thingies on her sink anymore...hasn't for years.
Naturally, neither do I. :)
Dave,
Gotta watch out for those Vegans. Gotta give points for creativity.
Besides, I heard they didn't like the pizza from "Budget Pizza."
Next time try gourmet Pizza Hut or Papa In The Johns.
Great post,
Eric
It was Dominoes in the Johns! LOL
Dave,
You are hilarious! Ever think of writing a comedy?
Take it easy.
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